About This Human

My name is Dylan. I’m a geek, writer, and jack-of-all-trades. I live in Oregon’s Willamette Valley.

class Dylan : IHuman, INerd, IOregonian

Gosh heckies, I do things

  • I code.
  • I am a writer and editor.
  • I am an amateur photographer.
  • I’m the Digital Editor of The Courier.
  • I’m also seeking a degree in indecision.
  • I’m absolutely certain there are many things of which I am not absolutely certain.

Assumptions do us all a heckin’

Disclaimers apply:

  1. I’m not a lawyer. Seek legal counsel for legal advice.
  2. I’m not a god. Seek other, higher deities.
  3. Opinions are mine. While some overlap is sure to occur, they’re not necessarily those of anyone else—even when they’re true and reasonable.
  4. My opinions may change. If Malcolm Forbes is right that “the purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one,” then shutting it is a form of deëducation. It spawns stasis and apathy. If one truly cares for truth, one must accept the limitations of one’s perception and overcome its flaws and singular perspective.
  5. Everything here is provided without guarantee or warranty of any kind, expressed or implied. You assume all responsibility for any action(s) you take and thing(s) you use.
  6. Potato is rich in nutrients and tastes darn good when mashed with butter.

NBCS: B4 cvd-v e f+ g- k+ q r- s+ t+ w

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