chubbymon: wild-guy: Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back. Wooooooooooow
thenavybear: bonerfart: idonotneedthisrightnow: you are acute coffee pie you are narrow, scalding and irrational That last comment!
accordingtodevin: Why the moon should never moonwalk.
lucien-v: mallayaa: loud-mathematics-sparkyboom: Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE. oh my fucking god
adamh8syou: It’s too early for this shit lol This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all week. That’s saying a lot for a netizen…
gorlt: What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée?
realitytvgifs: Never forget where Don’t call me “Honey” originated.
clientsfromhell: A client asked me to adjust the countdown clock on their website. I was very busy when I got the request, so I quickly changed the date before I sent a brief email telling them – Me: Cock adjusted. Moments later… Client: That’s nice. Did you get a chance to update the countdown on […]