lucien-v: mallayaa: loud-mathematics-sparkyboom: Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE. oh my fucking god

clientsfromhell: A client asked me to adjust the countdown clock on their website.  I was very busy when I got the request, so I quickly changed the date before I sent a brief email telling them –  Me: Cock adjusted. Moments later… Client: That’s nice. Did you get a chance to update the countdown on […]