Has the tub become tedious? Make bath time fun again with these 4 simple tricks!

  • If you haven’t already, remodel your entire bathroom in floor-to-ceiling white marble.
  • Remove all towels and bathmats. Only whimsical ducks may remain.
  • Don your favorite $20,000 gold lame’ dress to let your children know you are committed to an elegant bathing experience.
  • Install a fireplace for burning your ferns.